just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
hows the party?
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be there in 10
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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