Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The struggles of a small town man whore
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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