Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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