Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I currently don't understand fingers.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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