Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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