Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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