So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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