Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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