I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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