seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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