This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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