you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
