why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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