dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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