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(817): View more from Texas

matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.

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(914): View more from New York

Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.

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(408): View more from California

Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?

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(631): View more from New York

if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org

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.org?

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yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks

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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky

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(630): View more from Illinois

if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it

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