just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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