i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
