i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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