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(313): View more from Michigan

I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl

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(757): View more from Virginia

Come on the kid is gayer than me

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Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

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(281): View more from Texas

On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...

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(409): View more from Texas

You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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(812): View more from Indiana

Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet

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