Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I licked your asshole in confidence.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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