just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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