would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
