Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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