nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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