i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I will pee on everything he values.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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