she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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