I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Randomize
