why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
