Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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