carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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