they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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