I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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