I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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