It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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