I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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