redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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