I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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