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(713): View more from Texas

How bad was it?

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You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.

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(516): View more from New York

They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.

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(519): View more from Ontario

we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer

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(925): View more from California

You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?

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