I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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