found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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