If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize
