You're so nebulous sometimes
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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