Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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