? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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