how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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