med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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