I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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