I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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