I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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