Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
